So we bought a new car. Actually, we bought a used car. We bought a new used car. Or a used new car. I’m getting confused.

Adding to the confusion is that in order to transfer the title we had to get an emissions test. I mean the used new car had to get an emissions test. I’m not sure I’d want to get an emissions test. I might fail. Wait a second, I think I’d pass. Literally. Get it? It’s an emissions test, after all. I’d pass? Oh, I’m getting more confused.

Anyway, at the CAR emissions testing place, the driver is required to exit the vehicle and sit on this chair inside this box. I stayed in the passenger seat. I asked the attendant why Melinda had been given a time out.

I think he was confused, too.