You know how everything’s bigger at Costco? Well, here’s a HUGE bottle of Melinda’s favorite French champagne, a photo I took at Costco soon after our return from France this summer. Not only did its size stun me, so did its price. I know champagne can be really expensive. Good champagne, that is. But a bottle for $1900?

Well, it IS a big bottle. 15 liters. That’s about 4 gallons.

So I’m picturing Jack, having just climbed the beanstalk, coming across the giant’s wine cellar. Instead of a goose, he grabbed this bottle.